The best joke you know

Python

What is the best joke you know?

martian2k4

A Guy walks into a bar

|
V

|
V

|
V

|
V

|
V

And Say ouch HAHAHAHAH Cough * What a lame joke

Python

yeah that one is fairly lame.

I hardly know any good ones. The last one I heard off someone was:

"Im not racist. Ive got a coloured tv licence{@}